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roachpatrol:

erikkwakkel:

Dog prints in medieval chained library

I made this image in the chained library “De Librije” in the Dutch city of Zutphen. Established in 1564, everything about this place is still precisely as it was, including the tiles on the floor. Remarkably, throughout the library there are tiles with a dog’s paw prints. These 450-year-old traces of a large dog come with a local legend. One night, a monk called Jaromir was reading in the library while enjoying a meal of chicken, delivered to him by some nuns. He was not supposed to do this: not only does one not eat in a library, but he was also going through a period of fasting. Then suddenly the devil appeared in the form of a dog, scaring the living daylights out of the monk. The devil ate the chicken and locked the monk inside as a punishment - as devils do. Knowing the story, it’s hard to ignore the prints when admiring the books. 

Pics (top my own): Zutphen, Librije Chained Library. More on the legend on the library’s website, also source for lower pic, here (in Dutch).

Ok but the paw prints are on tiles, not poured cement or anything. Tiles. The tile layers would have been laying the tile, and pulled out the tiles with the paw prints, and instead of going ‘whoops this tile is messed up, i’ll just use another one’ or ‘hmm, i don’t have spare tiles but i’ll just flip this around so the paw print is face-down and no one has to know’, they went, ‘oh dang, this is adorable!’, and laid the paw print tiles smack dab in the middle of the fucking floor and grouted them in there that way for everyone to admire.

And at no point in four hundred and fifty years did anyone ever say ‘let’s replace those tiles.’

Dogs are cute but humans are fucking delightful. 

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lunastris:


SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS - a playlist with every single remix of the song. welcome to hell
LISTEN

track listing: 
1. electro sp00k - dank dapper dog (youtube)
2. spooky scary space jam - drawingguitarist (tumblr)
3. spookbusters - mandatoryupgrades (tumblr)
4. spooky scary skeletons - andrew gold
5. spooky scary mystery - kazoo-goddess (tumblr)
6. spooky scary skeletons (the living tombstones remix) - jontron
7. spooky scary 8bit - keatonstoos (tumblr)
8. spooky scary skeletons [muffled in the distance] - skullivan (tumblr)

Oh, thank the Skeleton Satan, my bone-jangled jams.

bonkalore:

lunastris:

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS - a playlist with every single remix of the song. welcome to hell

LISTEN

track listing: 

1. electro sp00k - dank dapper dog (youtube)

2. spooky scary space jam - drawingguitarist (tumblr)

3. spookbusters - mandatoryupgrades (tumblr)

4. spooky scary skeletons - andrew gold

5. spooky scary mystery - kazoo-goddess (tumblr)

6. spooky scary skeletons (the living tombstones remix) - jontron

7. spooky scary 8bit - keatonstoos (tumblr)

8. spooky scary skeletons [muffled in the distance] - skullivan (tumblr)

Oh, thank the Skeleton Satan, my bone-jangled jams.

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hemuset:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY
THEY ARE ANGRY
WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’
THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO
I AM SO ANGRY

YOU’RE KIDDING ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrp0NqKvoYA
DO A LITTLE RESEARCH PEONS IT DOES MEAN “TEAR” FREE AS IN NO CRYING
WHICH YOU PROBABLY ALL KNEW BECAUSE THAT’S HOW IT WAS ADVERTISED IN THE COMMERCIALS
TUMBLR IS LYING TO YOU.
AND SO IS L’OREAL BECAUSE FUCK THIS STUFF

sparrowsperare:

hemuset:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?

*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY

THEY ARE ANGRY

WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’

THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO

I AM SO ANGRY

YOU’RE KIDDING ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrp0NqKvoYA

DO A LITTLE RESEARCH PEONS IT DOES MEAN “TEAR” FREE AS IN NO CRYING

WHICH YOU PROBABLY ALL KNEW BECAUSE THAT’S HOW IT WAS ADVERTISED IN THE COMMERCIALS

TUMBLR IS LYING TO YOU.

AND SO IS L’OREAL BECAUSE FUCK THIS STUFF

(Source: zozososoxoxo, via ohnofixit)