broliloquy:
If you don’t want that job I’ll take it. They can swap out their pretty androgynous gym leader with a malevolent hairy gym leader. A malevolent hairy gym leader who sends out fairies to do the fighting for him and has a bunch of maids that he’s not entirely sure if they’re male or female but he could really give a fuck as long as the laundry gets done.
Actually that sounds hysterical and I kind of want there to be this one baffling gym leader who just plays a complete straight man in the midst of the raging insanity that is Pokemon. “Yeah this pokemon is literally a human soul trapped in necromantic torment, I named him Frowny because he’s kind of a grump. I don’t really ‘get’ why I’m allowed to use him but, hey, whatever. He seems to like it when I play unsettling barrel organ music on my cell phone, and he’s pretty good at beating up the MILLIONS OF FREAKING RATS that keep popping up whenever I can’t be bothered to mow my lawn, which is all the time forever.”
(Source: brodingershat, via brodingershat)